quisto:

LOLOLOL my fav scene!

Someone do this please.

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Thanks for the F shack.

Love,
Dirty Mike & the boys

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neverxfollow:

This is Thorin. He’s handsome as fuck. He is going to be two the first week of June. I love Thorin to death, but I am afraid I will not be able to keep him because he is not getting along with my other pup. He’s extremely playful and still has a lot of puppy energy. He’s my shadow and completely loyal. He needs a good home. The only reason he needs to be the one to go is because I know he will be a better fit than Goobian for a lot of people. He’s smart. Let me know if you or anyone you know maybe interested. He’s not going to just anyone…

To my 16 other followers,

He’s a good dude.

Stop being afraid and boring yourself.

Week 1 of full commitment to my job begins now.

Mmmm Kate Winslet.

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